Ducktales incorrect quotes

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Huey:
Why would you give knives to children?!

Beakly:
Because Webby and Dewey felt unsafe

Huey:
Now I feel unsafe!

Beakly:
I'm sorry

Beakly:
....would you like a knife?
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Dewey:
Small creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space bottled up in

Huey:
That's ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Donald:
Spiders

Louie:
Wasps

Scrooge:
Terriers

Della:
Donald
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Webby:
Is four a lot?

Louie:
Depends on the context.
Money? No
Murders? No
Seconds with Dewey? Yes
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Magicka working at Applebees:
Hello, welcome to Applebee's. Would you like apples or bees?

Donald:
B-Bees?

Magicka:
HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Donald:
W-wait—

Negaduck:
Brings a jar of bees

Donald:
WAIT
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Beakly is gone

Della:
Here you are, Uncle Scrooge.
Nice hot cup of tea

Scrooge:
Oh it's cold

Della:
Nice cup of tea

Scrooge:
It's horrible!!

Della:
Cup of tea

Scrooge:
I'm not even sure this is tea.

Della:
Cup
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Glomgold:
Ae can kill ye if Ae wanted to Scrooge!

Scrooge:
Yeah? So could any human being.

Scrooge:
So could a dog.

Scrooge:
So could a dedicated mouse

Glomgold:
...

Scrooge:
Yer not special glomgold
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Dewey:
Uncle Donald sleeps after us and is awake before us. Does he even sleep?

Huey:
I think he periodically makes a whirring noises and then shuts down