Ducktales incorrect quotes

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Huey:
I think I'm having a midlife crisis.

Donald:
You're eleven

Huey:
Oh no I'm going to die at twenty two!
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Gyro:
There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound smart by using lengthy words incorrectly

Mark beaks:
I completely photosynthesis with you
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Webby:
Here in Webbyland there are no rules! No government, no babysitters, no talking shit about Lena, no bedtimes, no sad faces, and no negativity of any kind.

Dewey:
You just said no like a thousand times

Webby:
There's also no consistency
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Lena:
Wow this is the longest I've ever slept. I feel so refreshed! I can feel my body getting healthier!

Violet:
How long did you sleep?

Lena:
A full nine minutes! :D
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Dewey:
Uncle Scrooge what does coffee taste like?

Scrooge:
Not as good as it smells

Dewey:
Like shampoo?
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Scrooge:
Oh boy

Louie:
Uncle Scrooge what did you do?

Scrooge:
What didn't I do?
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Donald thinking:
Wait is she into me? Quick make a bad joke and see if she laughs.

Donald:
Did you hear about the one skeleton that couldn't go to the party? He had no body to go with!

Daisy:
Giggles
That's really funny

Donald thinking:
Well that's not fair. That joke is hilarious
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Donald:
What's the one thing I asked you not to do with the boys?

Scrooge;
Raise tha dead

Donald:
And what did you do?

Scrooge:
Raise tha dead
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