Goldie:
I never brag—Scrooge:
Ye once called yer face tha proof of god's existence.
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Scrooge:
If I die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and yer all invited!Lena:
If?Donald:
Great the only party I've ever been invited too and he might not even die.
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Lena:
I may not "get enough sleep" but can anyone do this.Lena:
*gets up and immediately faints*
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Webby looking at Lena:
Wow she's so pretty—Dewey:
Don't be like that Webby you're pretty too!Webby:
I'm not jealous, Dewey, I'm gay.
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Glomgold:
Ae am limited edition. Unique. No otha copies!Owlson:
thank god.
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Huey:
Last night I found out Boyd is a sleep talker.Gyro:
Really?Huey:
" the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right. In. My. Ear. At 3 am.
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Beakley:
Remember if a guy calls you princess in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
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Launchpad:
SneezesWebby through the vents:
Bless you.Launchpad:
...god?
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