Goldie:
Would I rather be feared or loved?Easy both.
I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
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Before Scrooge's bdayLouie:
I think I've finally conquered my fear of ghostsScrooge:
Ate boy that's the spirt!Louie:
Oh fuck where!?
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Goldie:
What are you talking about I wasn't THAT drunk?Scrooge:
Ye came into me manor saying ye were "dressed to impress."Goldie:
That doesn't sound bad. What was I wearing?Scrooge:
Nothing.
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Webby:
Dewey? Huey isn't leaving his room.Dewey:
Just tell him I said something.Webby:
What thing?Dewey:
Anything factually incorrect.Not even 30 seconds later
Huey:
Out of breath
Did you just say the sun is a FUCKING PLANET
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Dewey:
The risk I took was carefully calculated—Louie:
We nearly died!!Dewey:
I never said I was good at math.
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Goldie:
Nice pants Scroogie~Scrooge:
Thanks they wer 50% off.Goldie:
I'd like if they were 100% off~Scrooge:
What kind of a store gives free stuff away?Goldie:
No I-Scrooge:
That's no way to run a business Goldie.
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Lena:
Hey can you do me a favor?Webby:
I would willingly die for you....but go on.Lena:
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Dewey:
I like Webby. She's like the sibling I never had.Dewey:
Because the siblings I do have are normal, and not terrifying
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