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Launchpad:
I can't go stress is bad for the baby

Della:
What baby?

Launchpad:
Me
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Dewey:
Uncle Donald took the wheels from my heelies, I feel like an angel without wings

Dewey:
I have to walk down the hallways like a normie and I am LIVID
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Beakly and Webby have the talk

Webby:
Granny I have been having...thoughts

Beakly:
Oh, and I thought you'd never hit puberty

Webby:
About girls...

Beakly:
...

Webby:
Granny?

Beakly :
Sips tea
Yup just my kind of puberty. Welcome to the club sweetie
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Scrooge:
Ae'm headin out I'll be gone for a few days

Beakly:
Okay be careful sir

Scrooge:
Ae have no say in tha matter

Beakly:
Die then
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Donald:
Have you seen my nephew

Donald:
Average height, red hat, eyes-

Donald:
Clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet
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Gyro:
Why do you watch so much murder stuff

Manny:
(Just in case you slip up)

Gyro:
I-
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Later

Webby:
Points at Lena
That's my girlfriend suckers!

Lena:
Your wife, Webby

Webby:
My wife! Even better!
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Huey:
Just tell him "you're beautiful"

Gyro:
Good idea. Thanks.

Gyro to Fenton:
I'm beautiful

Fenton:


Fenton:
Deep breath...

I know
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Once a couple— many years ago

Donald:
Hey

Scrooge:
Hey

Donald:
I can't sleep

Scrooge:
Ae can

Scrooge closes door:
Goodnight
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Goldie trying to flirt:
So... do you come here often

Scrooge, deadpanning:
This is ma fucking house
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Glomgold:
Can Ae ask a dumb question

Owlson:
Better than anyone I know
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I know owlson is gone but I like writing her in still

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