Ducktales incorrect quotes

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Magica:
Well if it isn't my favorite niece—

Lena:
You made me so I'm technically your daughter!

Magicka:
Ewww.... but "Aunt Magica" sounds way more intimidating than "Mama Magica"
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Scrooge:
Don't worry Ae have a permit

The permit:
I do what I want
-Scrooge
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Beaks:
Welcome to the 'fuck gyro' support group. Where we come together to say a collective "fuck you" to our scientist bastard.

Beaks:
But first, a few word from our newest member.

Fenton:
Uhhh..... I think I may have misunderstood—
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Huey:
hey look how cute these pens are—

Boyd:
Huebert that's gay

Huey:

Huey:
Boyd we've been dati-
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Many years ago...
Donald:
Unca Scrooge I scared ,can you look under my bed for monsters?

Scrooge:
Listen Ae appreciate yer confidence in me ,but if there is a monsta unda der it's gonna kill as both
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Huey:
Please. No one thought that Boyd was my boyfriend—

Louie:
Agh..

Louie:
Raise your hand if you thought that Boyd was huey's "Boydfriend"

Everyone:
Raises hand

Huey:
..Put your hand down Boyd..
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Owlson:
Sir is.. is.. that a bazooka?

Glomgold:
No ...it's a leaf blower for people.
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Scrooge:
Gets something from top shelf

Goldie:
Grassy ass.

Scrooge:
Chokes WHAT!?

Goldie:
It's thank you. In Spanish?

Scrooge:
STOP LETTING LOUIE TEACH YOU ANY SORT OF SECOND LANGUAGE!!
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Lena:
I'm the Webby guardian. Guardian of the Webby.

Webby:
Magica quivers before her!

Magica:

Lena:
FUCK OFF!!