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Dewey:
I've only got six weeks to live

Gosalyn:
Oh My God really?!

Dewey:
I mean it's just a guesstimate based on choices I've made
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Donald:
Setting up fish tank

Della:
No Fish! How many times do I have to tell you, I don't trust fish! They breathe water, that's crazy!
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Ma Beagle:
There no way you were popular in high school

Glomgold:
Of course I was the girls would fall over me. Because I would extend my leg as they passed by
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Lena:
Go to hell

Magicka:
Where do you think I came from
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Huey:
Treat spiders the way you would want to be treated.

Della:
Killed without hesitation
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Huey:
I've come up with a three step plan to get Webby to marry you

Lena:
Okay let's hear it

Huey:
Step one get her to play truth or dare

Lena:
Oh god stop—

Huey:
Step two, wait for her to pick dare

Lena:
Huey, no!

Huey:
Step three get her to marry you

Webby from the vents:
It could work!
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Della:
I'm the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room—
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Donald:
Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Della whispering;
Why are there little handprints on the wall?

Webby whispering back:
Because I have little hands

Della:
Putting her hands out to present Webby pink hands

Because she has little hands!
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Donald:
Louie is at that age when there's only one thing on his mind

Violet:
Girls?

Louie:
Homicide

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