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Goldie:
Why do people think I'm incapable of doing anything nice?

Scrooge:
Experience.
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Lena:
I've never had a friend.

Webby:
I'll be your friend!

Lena:

Lena:
I also never had a girlfriend...
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As teenagers except Scrooge
Scrooge:
So explain to me how you got arrested.

Della:
I don't know we did nothing wrong!

Donald:
Scoffs*
when the cop pulled us over and said "paper" you yelled "scissors" and drove away

Della:
You snitch!
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Donald:
Daisy and I are no longer friends!

Daisy:
That is.. by far the worst possible way to tell people we're dating.
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Fenton:
So gyro gave me this "get well soon" card—

Manny:
That's nice of him

Fenton:
I'm not sick he told me I could do better.
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Magicka:
Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day.

Magicka:
Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Donald:
Did you read my diary?!

Violet:
Yes. But in my defense I thought it was just a sad handwritten book.

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