Ducktales incorrect quotes

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Magica;
I am going to destroy you!

Lena:
Hold that thought, let me ask my girlfriend—

Magica:
That's not how this works...

Lena:
She says no
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Goldie:
So your into someone?

Scrooge;
Oh, absolutely

Goldie:
They must be very pretty then.

Scrooge:
Your such a narcissist
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Lena, pulling a gun:
Behold! The most powerful spell of all! Are you ready to meet god?!
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Boyd:
scar stories, go!

Violet:
I burned my tongue once drinking tea

Webby:
I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it

Huey:
See this little scar on my arm? Got it when Louie dug his nails in during a scary movie.

Dewey:
I have a piece of graphite in my wrist when I accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Gosalyn:
I have a few scars from riding my skateboard

Louie:
I was takin a cup of noodles out of a microwave and spilled it on myself and got a pretty bad burn

Lena:

Lena:
I have emotional scars
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Dewey:
Why aren't koalas considered bears?

Huey:
Because they're marsupials

Dewey:
No

Dewey:
It's because they don't have all the KOALAFICATIONS!

Huey:
You make it difficult to love you
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Daisy kissing Donald:
Wow your Heart's beating really fast

Donald:
Sorry I'm just nervous

Daisy:
Is this your first time?

Donald:
No, I've been nervous before
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