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Webby:
Talk to them. That's what friends do!

Louie:
Nope. I'm just gonna wait til I'm on my death bed, get in the last word and then die immediately.

That's my plan for dealing with everything.  I have 77 arguments I'm gonna win that way.

Webby:
Seems like a bad plan

Louie:
Now I have 78
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Donald:
You scoundrel! You absolute rube and fool. Do you feel no shame in leaving your family alone in their time of need? I ought to toss you into the the trash where you belong!

Scrooge:
Uh.......who's he talking to

Huey:
The blender

Louie:
He can't function without his morning smoothie
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Gandra Dee:
Hi this is my boyfriend Fenton. And his boyfriend gyro.
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Scrooge:
When you've been in business as long as I have you learn to develop a thick skin

Glomgold:
Navy Blue's not your color!

Scrooge:
Navy....blue brINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK!!!
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Huey:
*sneezes

Louie:

Huey:
You're not gonna say bless you?

Louie:
I'm sitting here with you, you've already been blessed.
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Dewey:
Uncle Donald!! Louie called me the b-word!

Louie:
"Motherfucker" doesn't start with a b
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Gyro:
Thank you for agreeing to meet me here today!

Fenton holding gandra's hand on the couch:
We didn't. You just walked into my house and started talking.

Gyro:
My brilliance doesn't have Time for a history lesson right now.
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