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by quirky208

by quirky208

Webby:
My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her lips. What do I do?

Della:
Punch her in the stomach. When she doubles over in pain, kiss her!

Louie:
Tackle her!

Dewey:
Dump her.

Huey:
Kick her in the shin!

Lena:
No to all of that. Just ask me to lean down!
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Glomgold knocking on the mansion:
OPEN UP SCROOGE

Scrooge:
It all started when Donald brought over the children. And then we found there mother...

Huey:
No I think he mean—

Webby:
Let him finish
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Webby:
Why is everyone asking me and Lena who tops or bottoms? We don't even have bunk beds?!

Lena blushing hard:
...

Huey:
...

Louie:
...

Dewey:
...

Violet:
I'm going to tell her

Lena:
Don't you dare!
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Beakly:
Listen to me when I say that sometimes Webby... is a box

Lena:
Explain

Beakly:
Webby is... fragile... and needs to be ...handled with care
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Goldie:
You look nice. I want to kiss you

Scrooge:
What?

Goldie:
I SAID THAT IF YOU DIE I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!
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Louie:
Say yes to drugs

Huey:
Say no to drugs

Dewey:
It doesn't matter what you tell drugs. Because if you're talking to drugs you're clearly taking drugs.
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