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Scrooge:
Whay are Webbigal and Lena sitting with their backs to each otha?

Violet:
They had a fight.

Scrooge:
Than whay are they holden hands?

Violet:
They get sad when they fight.
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Fenton:
I feel like I'm really not doing enough as an intern—

Gyro:
Fenton... at Cornell university, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope

Gyro:
Now, this microscope is so powerful that firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom

Gyro:
The infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Fenton, if I were using that microscope right now...

Gyro:
I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem.
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Huey:
So an octopus can change its color to mimic its surroundings. When octopi do this it's called-

Launchpad:
An octo-lie

Huey:
...metachrosis

Launchpad:

Huey:

Launchpad:
Mockopus
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Della:
This doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever took the pie, come forward and all will be forgiven.

The boys and Donald:
...

Della:
Smart you knew I would never forgive you..
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Louie:
It must be nice being rich instead of having to develop a nice personality.

Glomgold:
Shut up.

Louie:
Buy my silence.
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Darkwing:
My policy is if you see something say something.

Webby:
I saw a squirrel on a tree today!

Darkwing:
Outstanding.

Darkwing:
This is what I'm talking about people!
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Dewey Huey Louie:
It's our birthday!!

Beakly:
Happy birthday kids! I hope you get to experience many more in your life!

Fenton:
Yes studies show the more birthdays you have the longer you live.

Everyone:
...

Gyro:
No shit Sherlock.

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