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Scrooge:
You have to pick your battles

Donald;
Well, I'm full of rage, and so I'm PICKING ALL OF THEM!!

Scrooge:
No—that's too many, PUT SOME BACK!
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Dewey:
Hey were supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us for school on Friday and I was-

Donald:
You cannot take an artifact from an adventure to school

Dewey:
Actually I wanted to borrow an spare sailor suit and maybe a hat?

Dewey:
...why are you crying? Is something wrong?
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Dewey and Louie:
Sneaking in

Donald spinning around in chair:
Where exactly were you two?

Louie:
With Huey...

Huey spinning around in a chair:
Try again
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Waiter:
How old is your daughter?

Scrooge:
Oh no she's no-

Waiter:
Kids eat free

Scrooge:
...this is my daughter, Lena, she is thirteen. Isn't her uh..face the cutest?

Lena under her breath:
I will kill you

Scrooge:
Hush now young child of mine this is cheaper
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Lena:
Every talk I have with you people gets more and more absurd!

Donald:
You say "you people" like you're not a part of the family. Well I've got news for you sweetie. You're already on the Christmas card!
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Della:
I put a little note in your bags to tell you three  that I love you

Louie:
Mom this is a 10 page essay
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