Ducktales incorrect quotes

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Dewey:
Big foot but shaven

Louie:
Mr. Clean

Huey:
You two are the reason I have anxiety
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Dewey:
Welcome! To Dewey Dew-Night! Tonight I will try different hair products.

Dewey:
Sprays hairspray into his mouth

Dewey:
Well right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good
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Violet;
I am not a religious person

Violet:
But if you're out there mouse that makes all the rules—
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Della:
Lena? You're still up?

Lena:
Can't sleep what time is it anyway?

Della:
Oh let me check

Della, pulls out bagpipes:
Plays horribly

Scrooge:
BLESS ME BAGPIPES— WHO THA FUCK IS PLAYING THA BAGPIPES AT 2 AM?!?

Della:
It's 2am
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Della:
I'm too young to die and I'm too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am
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Beakley:
Your very mature for your age-

Lena:
First of all, I'm traumatized
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Violet:
Can you pass the salt

Ty:
What's the magic word?

Violet:

Violet:
Starts chanting in Latin

Indy:
Oh god JUST TAKE IT!
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Huey:
Sooo... did you kiss her?

Dewey:
No, the moment wasn't right. Look, Gosalyn could actually be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Louie:
Aww, Dewford, that's so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch.
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Donald:
Della! What happened?!

Della, wrapping her hands in bandages;
You know those chefs on tv that can cut up vegetables really fast?

Donald:
Yes?

Della:
I can't do that