𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄 | 𝙗.𝙠𝙖𝙩𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙞

𝙏𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉

Class 1-A was going through a crisis, and Iida had effectively called a class meeting to try and find a solution.

"I think you all know why we're here today..." he says gravely, and everybody in the room has a somber look on their face.

The last couple weeks had been utter torture for everyone in the dorms; minus the two people who weren't at the meeting.

"SOMEBODY NEEDS TO STOP THEM!" Kaminari cries out dramatically, hugging himself as he shakes from side to side on the couch in terror, "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

"Kaminari!" Iida chastises, though inside he's feeling the same, "We need to calm down and approach this from a logical perspective! We need to find a way to...a way to..."

"THEY JUST NEED TO GET TOGETHER ALREADY!" Kaminari screams, and everyone agrees immediately.

The last couple weeks had been filled with an uncomfortable amount of sexual tension between Kou and Bakugou, and class 1-A finally had enough of it.

"They're constantly flirting," Kaminari recounts in horror, "And teasing, and-" he pauses to gag for effect, "I think I even saw Bakugou... smile ... god the thought of it just makes me sick to my stomach!"

Everyone shivers at the thought of the explosive blond smiling, something that would definitely haunt them in their nightmares later that night.

"You think that's bad?" Sero groans, "I tried getting breakfast earlier today and they were in the kitchen at the same time as me- god, I wanted to rip my eyes and ears out! Who the hell has that much fun in the morning? What could possibly be so funny? I don't even think they realized I was there! And they were fucking- they were fucking HOLDING HANDS WHILE MAKING PANCAKES? FUCK!"

Kaminari goes to comfort his friend who looks like he's on the verge of crying. "Someone needs to do them a favour and lock them in a room until they start dating, because they're affecting the quality of life here at the dorms. Iida, please! Do something!"

Iida has a dark shadow cast over his face as he sits down with his hands clasped together. "You don't think I've tried? I attempted to have a decent conversation with them last week, but they were whispering and giggling with each other the whole time! I've never felt more disrespected in my life!"

"There's no way they don't know what they're doing," Uraraka says quietly, remembering all the times she'd had the misfortune of being stuck in the same room as them, "They can't be that clueless!"

"You're right, Ochaco-chan," Tsuyu agrees, "The way they tease each other- there's just no way!"

"No," Momo says darkly, "I know for a fact the two are clueless. I saw it with my own eyes: Bakugou blushing!"

Everyone gasps in horror, another unthinkable image of the angry boy being unexpectedly soft running through their minds.

"You think that's bad?" Tokoyami chimes in for the first time, a haunted look in his eye. "I witnessed Bakugou...slap Shinobu's ass when he walked by her. I've never craved the sweet release of death more than I did in that moment. Dark Shadow hasn't come out since."

"STOP IT!" Kaminari screams, "PLEASE! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR DAYS!"

"I'm gonna fucking vomit..." Sero clutches at his stomach and walks out of the room.

Kirishima sighs, rubbing his eyes in exhaustion. "Guys, how do you think I feel? I literally sleep in the room beside theirs...I've had to wear headphones every night for the past couple weeks because they're way too loud!"

"Sex?" Mineta pops up out of nowhere when he hears something vaguely suggestive, "Are they having sex?! Bakugou lost it before me?!"

"What? No!" Kirishima slaps him upside the head, "They're just talking and laughing and stuff! I love the both of them, but they're not letting me sleep!"