NO ONE'S POV:
The Base Outside Of Westview
Hayward: Cycle through. Will someone get me a useful visual, damn it?
(STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHING OVER TV)
Hayward: What is that?
Wanda: Can I see you in the kitchen, sweetheart?
Hayward: Who's doing that?
(Everyone in the base looks back at Darcy watching something on her old tv.)
Wanda: Who are those people?
Vision: What are you wearing?
Wanda: Why are they here?
Vision: What are you wearing?
Wanda: Well, it's our anniversary!
Vision: Our anniversary of what?
Wanda: Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!
Jimmy: Is that...
Darcy: Yeah, it looks like her.
Wanda: You move at the speed of sound, I can make a pen float through the air, and (Y/N) is indestructible. Who needs to abbreviate?
Darcy: Look, I know it's been a crazy few years on this planet, but he's dead, right? Not blipped, dead.
Vision: Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer?
Hayward: What am I looking at? You? What is this? Where's this coming from?
Darcy: Out there.
Agnes: You didn't answer the back door. For your upside-down cake.
Hayward: Is it authentic?
Darcy: I'm not sure how to answer that.
Hayward: Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated?
Darcy: I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know.
Hayward: What do you know?
Darcy: My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's...
Hayward: Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang.
Darcy: Yeah, we entwined was a broadcast frequency. So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture.
Wanda: Dinner is served.
Vision: Ah!
(Y/N): [sighs]
Jimmy Woo: So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring three Avengers?
Mrs. Hart: European.
Darcy: It's a working theory. And has anyone contacted Black Widow?
Hayward: Get me a transport back to headquarters now and someone contact Mrs. Romanoff.
Darcy: Actually, it's Mrs. Maximoff. Since, you know, her and (Y/N) are married.
Hayward: Okay, someone contact Mrs. Maximoff. Are you recording this?
Darcy: Never stopped.
Hayward: I need immediate analysis. Now, people. Let's go!
(Hayward & his staff leave Darcy & Jimmy.)
Darcy: He's a charmer.
Jimmy: Great work.
Darcy: Hey, thanks!
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MCU: The Third Maximoff
ActionI'm not like Wanda and Pietro. I've had these powers since we were kids. Hopefully I can use these powers to clean up my home and do some good along the way. Fingers crossed!
