NO ONE'S POV:
RayTheRipper: Do y'all want a gag reel? Here's a gag reel!
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(Y/N looks down to see that his guts exposed & his ribcage.)
Wolverine: Ah, that's bad.
(Instead of saying her line, she...)
Scarlett: *pokes (Y/N)'s fake ribcage*
(Y/N): Did you just poke my ribcage?
Scarlett: I did. *pokes it again*
(Y/N): Ow.
Scarlett & (Y/N): [chuckling]
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(Y/N wipes the blood off his claws & retracts them back into his hands.)
Wolverine: Don't worry, Natasha. I got your back.
Black Widow: You can have more than my back, killer.
(Y/N): I...forgot my line.
Scarlett & Elizabeth: [chuckling]
Anthony: I wonder why!
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(Y/N): [gurgling]
(Y/N slowly stabs into Bucky's metal arm.)
Bucky: [yells]
(Sebastian drops Y/N & falls to the ground, holding his arm.)
(Y/N): What are you doing?
Sebastian: You just stabbed me in the arm. How else am I supposed to react? Oh, man. That's a lot of blood.
(Obviously he's joking. The pointy ends of Y/N's practical claws are CGI.)
(Y/N): That is a lot of blood. [chuckles] Somebody call a doctor!
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Vision: Stay here.
(Paul kneels down.)
Elizabeth: I'm sorry. I hear people laughing. [chuckles]
(The crew in the back start laughing as Paul stands back up.)
Paul: People, people falling out of the bumper frame's funny every time.
(Elizabeth notices Y/N laughing amongst the crew.)
Elizabeth: [laughs] (Y/N), what are you even doing here?
(He leaves the set as he's laughing.)
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(Y/N slowly, but surely, lifts the gangway off himself.)
Wolverine: [heavy sigh]
Spider-Man: You're...alive?
Wolverine: What? Of course I'm alive, kid. Now, come on. We've got a fi--[yawns] Shit. Sorry about that, Tom. And sorry about cursing.
Tom: No, you're okay. Ha, curse away.
(Y/N): Really? Fuck yeah! I knew you were fucking cool.
Tom: [laughs]
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(We see Y/N sitting in a chair while he's being interviewed on set.)
Reporter: Last year we saw Wolverine's debut in the MCU. Can you tell us how he's different in this from Age of Ultron?
(Y/N): In Age of Ultron, he's brash though he doesn't mean to be. Ever since he was experimented on by HYDRA he's been told that he's this unstoppable killing machine who has no equal, has never really been challenged before, and throw in he gets to be around his brother and sister. Wouldn't you be somewhat brash? But now, after Pietro's death and spending time with each of the Avengers, some more than others, he's definitely mellowed out. His main priority now is protecting Wanda.
Reporter: I'm glad you brought up Wanda. In Age of Ultron there were plenty of sibling moments between Pietro, Wanda, and (Y/N). Is there going to be even more sibling moments between (Y/N) and Wanda?
(Y/N): There definitely will be. I'll even tell you this, you're going to see just how far (Y/N)'s willing to go to protect his sister.
Reporter: I'm even more excited to see the movie now. Are there some sibling moments between you and Elizabeth on set?
(Y/N): [chuckles] I like to think so. I'll let her answer that question in more detail if you get the chance to interview her.
Reporter: What are (Y/N)'s thoughts on Black Panther?
(Y/N): Mind if I talk about the comics for a bit?
Reporter: Go ahead.
(Y/N): Thanks. You see in the comics Wolverine and Black Panther don't like each other because for a time Black Panther's ex-wife Storm and Wolverine dated. Now, I don't see my Wolverine stealing his girl if he were to have one any time soon. But I think (Y/N) has a great respect for Black Panther. He looks forward to fighting alongside him. Maybe even against him if it comes to it. Oh, my...God...
Reporter: What is it?
(Y/N): Scarlett just walked in.
Reporter: Oh, really?
(The reporter is about to turn her head.)
(Y/N): Don't turn your head. You'll bring her over here.
Reporter: [chuckles] Sorry.
(Scarlett and Y/N make eye contact.)
(Y/N): [whispers] She saw me.
(He waves at her.)
(Y/N): Sorry about that--
(He notices that she's walking towards him & the interviewer.)
(Y/N): [nervous laughter] She's coming this way.
(She walks around the interviewer, stands next to Y/N, & places an arm over his shoulders.)
Scarlett: I'm not ruining your interview, am I?
Reporter: Not at all.
Scarlett: Good. I was talking to Elizabeth and she told me that you were doing an interview. I just knew I had to stop by and say hi.
(Y/N): Hello, Scarlett.
Scarlett: Hi, (Y/N). Have you asked him about the "stare" yet?
Reporter: I was just about to actually.
(Y/N): Of course you were.
Scarlett: I showed up just in time then.
Reporter: So, in Age of Ultron, (Y/N) stares at Natasha.
Scarlett: He stared at her for a pretty long time.
(Y/N): It wasn't that long.
Scarlett: It was.
Reporter: Since that stare; fans have gotten their hopes up for the two to get together. What are (Y/N)'s thoughts on Natasha?
(Scarlett stares at him.)
(Y/N): Well...[clears throat] his immediate thoughts about her were that she's beautiful. That would explain the stare. But now, as of Civil War, after getting to know her, going on missions with her, and training with her; he thinks she's thoughtful, funny, calm, and collected.
Scarlett: Anything else?
(Y/N): No, that's it.
Scarlett: Would you say that (Y/N) has a crush on Natasha?
(Y/N): Uh, yeah. I guess.
Reporter: Perfect. Just perfect. I'll let you two go. Thanks for the interview.
(With that, the interviewer leaves Y/N with Scarlett.)
(Y/N): Did Elizabeth tell you anything else?
Scarlett: Like what?
(Y/N): You tell me.
Scarlett: No, she didn't.
(Y/N): Ah, all right.
(She kisses him on the cheek to Y/N's surprise.)
Scarlett: See you later, (Y/N).
(She leaves the room, leaving Y/N, still surprised in his chair.)
(Y/N): Elizabeth may have told her about my crush on her...
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MCU: The Third Maximoff
ActionI'm not like Wanda and Pietro. I've had these powers since we were kids. Hopefully I can use these powers to clean up my home and do some good along the way. Fingers crossed!
