Hawkeye & Wolverine Episode 3

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NO ONE'S POV:

Abandoned KB toys

(Kate, Clint, & Y/N are still in their current predicament.)

Man 1: You like your pony, Hawkeye? [laughs]

(The mechanical pony Clint's taped to is moving back & forth.)

Man 2: Just keep going, and going, and going. I love it.

Man 1: I love it, bro. Look at Hawkeye! Oh, oh! Wolverine, too!

(Y/N's still hanging upside down.)

Man 2: He look like piñata.

Man: He really does, bro. [chuckles]

(Y/N): [groans]

Man 2: Where's your arrows now?

Man 1: Pew, pew.

Ivan: Big, strong Hawkeye riding pony.

(Kate's in the same predicament as Clint but she's taped to a mechanical rocket ship.)

Man 1: They should smile more. This is fun for us too, you know.

(The machines stop moving.)

Ivan: Again. Enrique, again, come on.

Kate: Great.

Ivan: Go get more quarters.

Clint: Yes.

Ivan: This is boring. Dmitri, let's play cards.

(Y/N): Can I deal?

Kate: Seems like you're mad at me. Both of you.

(Y/N): Just upside down...again.

(Clint says nothing.)

Kate: I know it doesn't look like that right now, but you'd both be lost without me, you realize that?

Clint: I was about to clear your name from the suit, until you decided to crash through the skylight.

(Y/N): He was.

Kate: Oh.

Clint: Yeah.

(Thomas is heard yelling in Polish on his phone.)

Kate: You good?

Thomas: I buy Imagine Dragons tickets for my girlfriend, as, like, early Christmas gift, right?

Kate: Mmm. That's so sweet.

(Y/N): Nice, bro.

Thomas: Good, sweet. Then we had fight. You know what she said? She said that the tickets were gift, so she wants to bring her sister.

Kate: I mean, look on the bright side. You don't have to go see Imagine Dragons.

(Y/N): Yeah. Trust me, bro. All their songs since Radioactive, all just sound the same.

Thomas: I love Imagine Dragons. Uh, she doesn't even like them, you know. She did this on purpose to hurt me.

Kate: Look, I think you both owe apologies. Tell her she hurt your feelings, but apologize for pretending that was a gift for her.

Thomas: Okay, wait, I need a pen. Just...Okay, okay? See you.

(He walks away.)

(Y/N): That was some great advice, Kate.

Kate: It was, wasn't it, (Y/N)? Hmm. See? A little trust, a little communication, a little listening...

Clint: What?

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