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chatfic: Shiratorizawa

4:38pm

Semi: did y'all get the groceries?

Tendo :> : yep!!

Yamagata: ingredients for a barbecue right?

Semi: yea, everyone's here now right?

Yamagata: yeah i think so

Reon: think so? we're only 6 here besides Semi who's preparing the grill

Shirabu: we left something

Semi: like a person??? or

Shirabu: no i forgot to buy soy sauce

Semi: oh ok

Reon: we're seriously missing a person here??

Tendo :> : uh oh

Semi: where's Goshiki

Yamagata: oh shit

Semi: check the car

Yamagata: he ain't there

Reon: y'all left him in the grocery????

Yamagata: no, because we don't know where he is

Shirabu: we left something in the grocery store, i remember

Semi: that is??

Shirabu: i think we left a bag of groceries there, it was full of coal idk

Reon: you don't care you left a whole ass person in the grocery store

Shirabu: yea

Semi: ok calm down, Goshiki knows what to do right?

Semi: of fucking course he doesn't, i picked the dumbest people to go grocery shopping together

Kawanishi: don't he have a phone or smth

Reon: @Goshiki

Semi: @Goshiki

Yamagata: are we like gonna leave him there or

Semi: how about next time we leave your ass in the grocery store with a bag full of coal

Semi: how could you even forget about him??

Shirabu: idk probs forgot he existed for a sec

Tendo :> : 😃📸

Kawanishi: lmao

Semi: Ushijima? can you help a bit?

Ushijima: what

Semi: nvm

Yamagata: do we like drive back there??

Semi: how do we tell coach we need to borrow his car again because you dumbasses forgot your teammate in a grocery

Yamagata: lmao idk

Semi: 😐

Semi: i'm serious here, who's telling??

Shirabu: 🕳 🏃‍♂️

Yamagata: 🧎‍♂️🚂

Tendo :> : 🌪 🏃‍♂️

Kawanishi: 🔥🕺🔥

Semi: Reon?

Reon: 🧍‍♂️🦈

Semi: fuck y'all

Semi: fine i'll do it

5:12pm

Semi: i got Goshiki back from the grocery

Semi: little shit is traumatized

yes i know i'm uncreative  : )