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chatfic: Nekoma

Nekoma Volleyball Club

2:37am

Inuoka Sō: Guys

Inuoka Sō: Do you know who's Yagami Yato?

Yamamoto Taketora: PFT-

Kuroo Tetsurō: oh noooo, we don't ?

Yamamoto Taketora: Oh so now we're spreading lies??

Kuroo Tetsurō: it's for his own sake

Inuoka Sō: Guys, you can tell me ya know

Kuroo Tetsurō: *sigh*, i wonder what it was like to still have my innocence

Shibayama Yūki: guys, who is yagami yato?

Kuroo Tetsurō: oh shi-

Fukunaga Shōhei: I don't like where this is going

Kuroo Tetsurō: well i guess i can explain-

Yamamoto Taketora: NOOOO

Yaku Morisuke: NOT ANOTHER WORD KUROO

Yaku Morisuke: I WILL WHOOP YOUR FUCKING ASS IF YOU DO

Kuroo Tetsurō: harder da-

Yamamoto Taketora: KUROO-SAN, NOO-

Kai Nobuyuki: heh

Shibayama Yūki: i'm scared

Yaku Morisuke: Can everyone go to bed?? it's almost 3am!

Kai Nobuyuki: Inuoka, Shibayama

Shibayama Yūki: yes senpai?

Kai Nobuyuki: Where did you first hear about this "Yagami Yato"?

Inuoka Sō: Well, I heard about it first from Kuroo-san, so I asked him but he just laughed and told me he would tell me next time when i was more "mature"

Yaku Morisuke: Kuroo.

Kuroo Tetsurō: uhhh yes yaku?

Yaku Morisuke: Tomorrow, at practice, i will whoop your fucking ass and i mean it

Kuroo Tetsurō: UGHH HAR-

Haiba Lev: Woah Kuroo-san! You're also into S&M?

Yamamoto Taketora: pfttt-

Kai Nobuyuki: Woah Lev, where'd you hear that?

Haiba Lev: I also learned it from Kuroo-san! (｀・∀・')

Yaku Morisuke: KUROO WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING OUR TEAM MEMBERS

Kuroo Tetsurō: i'm gonna go

Inuoka Sō: Wait what's S&M?

Haiba Lev: I can tell you what it is Inuoka-san!!

Yaku Morisuke: LEV STOP, NO YOU DON'T

Yamamoto Taketora: ADSFGAFHJ I CANT BREATH

Haiba Lev: But Yaku-sannnnn

Yaku Morisuke: No buts, you're not telling anyone

Inuoka Sō: Wait, no one told us who Yagami Yato is yet

Kuroo Tetsurō: search it on youtube-

Yaku Morisuke: INUOKA STOP-

Inuoka Sō: I'm watching the one with Kuroo-san

Inuoka Sō: It sounds interesting, I like it!!

Yamamoto Taketora: AFGSDFGAHA- I CANT STOP LAUGHING

Shibayama Yūki: I started watching the one with Kuroo-san too

Yaku Morisuke: STOPPPP

Kuroo Tetsurō: ohh come on yaku it's not that bad

Yaku Morisuke: Funny, you're the one that started it

Inuoka Sō: Uhhh why does he sound so stressed?

Shibayama Yūki: Eww, why is "Kuroo-san" making "sounds"

Yamamoto Taketora: Oh shit he's at that part

Kuroo Tetsurō: inuoka, shibayama, please trust me, i don't actually do these stuff

Yaku Morisuke: Yeah, says the one that was saying "harder daddy" a while ago

Yaku Morisuke: And it backfired on you too, maybe like you said it wasn't that bad

Kuroo Tetsurō: fuck you yaku

Yaku Morisuke: Ohh come on Kuroo, it's not that bad

Yamamoto Taketora: This is gold

Inuoka Sō: I am forever scarred and scared

Yaku Morisuke: I agree

Yamamoto Taketora: Yes

Shibayama Yūki: I will never listen to what Kuroo-san says again

Yaku Morisuke: That's great

Yamamoto Taketora: LMAOO

Kai Nobuyuki: Now I know this is funny, but can we all go to bed?

Inuoka Sō: Yes

Shibayama Yūki: Yes please

Kai Nobuyuki: Thank you

Yaku Morisuke: By the way Kuroo, I'm still beating your ass tomorrow

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