Elisa: Dami, keep an eye on Jason today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched
Damian: Sure, I'd love to see Todd get punched
Elisa: Try again
Damian, sighing: I'll stop Todd from getting punched
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Dick: oh, what are your goals?
Elisa: to pet all the dogs
Dick: No, fitness goals
Elisa: to run fast enough to pet all the dogs
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Elisa: It's one of my biggest fears... like if I woke up as a donut
Tim: You'd eat yourself?
Elisa: I wouldn't even question it
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Dick: Please no, I love you.
Elisa: I'm sorry, I have to.
Dick: Please, I'm begging you, after all we've been through?
Elisa: I'm sorry
Elisa: *places a +4 card*
Elisa: UNO
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Damian: It's not our fault!
Elisa: Yeah, but... come on, the least we can do is talk to them.
Damien: No, the least we could do is nothing.
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Elisa: what makes you happy?
Tim: you do
Elisa: oh
Tim: why, what makes you happy?
Elisa: the color blue
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Damian: I'm having wife problems with you
Elisa: But I'm not your wife
Damian: yeah, that's the problem
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Bruce: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Clark: Yes.
Bruce: I was hula hooping. Elisa and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Clark: Oh my god.
Bruce: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle...
Clark: Why are you telling me this?
Bruce: Because no one will ever believe you.
Clark: You sick son of a bitch.
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Jon: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Damian: I'm a knife.
Elisa, from across the room: He's the little spoon.
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Tim: Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate. I'll wait.
Elisa: You and me.
Tim, tearing up: Alright.
YOU ARE READING
𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
