Elisa: Did Tim just tell me he loves me for the first time?
Celia: Yes.
Elisa: And did I do finger guns back?
Celia: Yes, you did.
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Jason, to Elisa: Don't worry babe, I'll mansplain, man whore, and manipulate our way out of this one.
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Dick: Okay, two person huddle.
Elisa, suddenly smooshed in Dick's arms, loving it anyway: you can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
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Tim: How would you like your coffee?
Elisa: As dark as my soul.
Tim: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
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Elisa, during dinner: Dick and I are getting married.
Everyone, including Dick: [surprised gasps]
Elisa: Dick, why are you surprised? You were the one who proposed.
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Dick, stroking Elisa's head: You're so tiny and adorable.
Elisa, half asleep: I could kick your ass right now.
Dick, looking at Elisa with heart eyes: I know.
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Elisa, introducing Tim: This is my ex-boyfriend
Tim: Please stop calling me that.
Tim: I'm her husband.
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Elisa: I need to sit down
Bruce: You are sitting down... on my lap.
Elisa: oh, good for me then.
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Elisa: [yawns]
Tim: Yeah, being so beautiful must be tiring.
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Jason: I'm not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling when I think about Elisa being with someone else.
Dick: That's jealousy.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
