Bruce: Ok, one more time. You said you asked everyone if they wanted some mac n' cheese.
Elisa: Yeah.
Bruce: They said no.
Elisa: That they did.
Bruce: So, you made mac n' cheese.
Elisa: Mhm.
Bruce: And then Jason cam down and took a bowl of it, to which you-
Elisa: Took my fucking mac n' cheese back from that thief and told him to make his own damn cheesy noodles.
Bruce: But when Damian asked for some....?
Elisa: *throws hands in the air*
Elisa: What did you expect me to do, let him STARVE?????
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Elisa: What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove their spine?
Dick: That's.... that's actually murder, one of the worst crimes of all. Also illegal.
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Elisa: How messed up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors?
Dick: Depends.
Damian:
Damian: ON WHAT?!
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Bruce: So, Elisa is no longer allowed to help Alfred out by taking out the trash. Why, you ask?Because I've caught her five times now trying to train the raccoons to use knives.
Elisa: THEY NEED TO LEARN TO PROTECT THEMSELVES!!!!!!
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Elisa: I'm going back to bed.
Jason: ? It's noon?
Elisa: Time isn't real.
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Elisa: [sneezes]
Damian, from the next room over: Bless you.
Elisa:
Elisa: God?
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Elisa, age 10: Can I keep the night light on?
Talia: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head, sweetie.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
