Elisa: Do you take constructive criticism?
Harley: I only take cash or credit.
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Elisa: what happened to you?
Jason, holding up an ice pack to his black eye: I got punched.
Elisa: ...
Elisa: Did you deserve it?
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Bruce, looking up: Elisa, please get down from the bookshelf! How did you even get up there?
Elisa, holding on for dear life on the top shelf: No.
Bruce: Don't make me get Alfred!
Elisa: [hisses at him]
Bruce, exasperated: Elisa, please.
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Jason: you can trust me. Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when we went camping.
Elisa: Let's not forget who pushed me into that river.
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Celia: Me? I'm a person of action. You have to act first and apologize later. Like I have learned to do.
Elisa: You never apologize though.
Celia: I would, if I had ever been wrong.
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Barbara: Small creatures are way more vicious. It's because there's less room to contain their anger.
Dick: That's ridiculous. Name one example.
Tim: wasps
Bruce: spiders
Jason: Chihuahuas
Damian: Elisa
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Damian: [sneaks into Elisa's room with a huge coat on]
Elisa: What's with the coat?
Damian's coat: [meows]
Damian: drugs
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Bruce: Let me see what you have.
Seven year old Elisa: A knife!
Jason: Okay, have fun!
Bruce: NO!
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Jason: So I was thinking-
Elisa: No-
Jason: But I haven't even asked yet!
Elisa: I already know it's a bad idea.
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Jason: Elisa, you love me, right?
Elisa: Normally I would say yes without hesitation, but i feel like this is heading somewhere I won't like.
YOU ARE READING
𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
