[DickEl during an argument]
Dick: .. .—-. – / ... — .-. .-. -.–
Elisa: What's that?
Dick: Remorse code.
Elisa: I'm even angrier now!
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Damian: Why do you think I don't like you? I would kill for you.
Damian: Ask me to kill for you.
Elisa: ....first of all, calm down.
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Dick, in front of Elisa: Trust fall!
Elisa: for the last time, I'm not going to catch you.
Dick: I'm going fall!
Elisa: No.
Dick, falling backwards: I'm falling!
Elisa, trying to catch Dick but has no arm strength, so she fails and Dick falls on top of her: You fucking idiot.
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Elisa: Why do you have to be so tall?
Dick: Would you prefer me on my knees?
Elisa: What?
Dick: Just say the word, kitten.
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Cass, walking around and trying to find Elisa: Elisa? Elisa, where are you?
Elisa, is laying on the ground, surrounded by pigeons: I fed them and now I am the Pigeon God.
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Elisa, angry: Don't speak to me.
Talia: When will you be ready to talk to me again?
Elisa: Never!
Talia: An hour?
Elisa: Two.
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Damian: I'm going on a date today.
Elisa: Good for you.
Damian: "Good for us" I'll pick you up at 6.
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Tim: I know you must be surprised to see me here.
Elisa: Not really, considering you follow me everywhere.
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Elisa: Hey, can you help me with this zipper?
Talia: Sure.
Elisa:
Elisa: Up, Talia.
Talia: right, sorry.
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Dick: Sometimes, I don't think you respect our agreement as housemates.
Elisa: You broke into my apartment.
Dick: You haven't given me a key yet?????
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
