Elisa: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired, so let's go for twelve more just in case.
Bruce: Elisa, that's a coma.
Elisa, burying herself under the covers: Sounds festive
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Bruce: Let's start with talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.
Elisa: Stabbing.
Bruce: Stabbing isn't really an emotions. It's more of an activity that I hope you don't do to me.
Bruce: See, an emotion is more of a feeling.
Elisa: Well, maybe I feel stabby.
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The Batfamily: Elisa, you're here! We all thought you died!
Elisa: Gods, I wish.
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Elisa: The Gods can be really fickle, so it's important to take all necessary precautions when approaching.
Elisa, beeping an airhorn at Zeus: GET FUCKED!
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Jason: Elisa isn't answering her phone.
Cass: I'll call.
Jason: Dick and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Elisa: Hello?
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Elisa: Steph told me that instead of being sad, I should 'Go get it, girl'. So, I'm going to go get it, girl.
Tim: Go get what?
Elisa: Unclear. I will go get everything just in case.
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Jason: I haven't cried in four years.
Elisa, concerned: Jason, go to therapy maybe??? That's not a flex.
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Elisa: [has one (1) self-depreciating thought]
Bruce, waking up in a cold sweat at 3 am: Something's wrong.
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Elisa: I hate birthdays. What do I even say? Congrats on your survival? Good job on not dying?
Bruce: Happy Birthday?
Elisa: Oh yeah, that works.
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Dick: We really need to stop meeting like this.
Elisa: Maybe we would, if you would STOP FOLLOWING ME EVERYWHERE I GO!
CITEȘTI
𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
UmorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
