Stephanie: wait, Dick kissed you and you said "thank you".
Elisa, still mortified: yes.
Stephanie: Well, that was very polite.
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Jason: Oh, Elisa! So nice meeting you here-
Elisa: This is my house.
Jason: What a coincidence, it's mine too!
Elisa: Jason, we're married, it's not a coincidence.
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Elisa: I think we should adopt another kid.
Bruce: No.
Elisa: Why?
Bruce: Because by 'kid' you mean 'cat' and we already have three of those.
Elisa: [unzips jacket] ....four.
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Stephanie, being nosy: so Elisa, do you have a crush on anyone?
Elisa, deflecting the question: the only crush I have is this crushing anxiety.
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Jason: Did they hurt you?
Elisa: No, no, I'm fine. Did they hurt you?
Jason: Who cares?!
Elisa: I do!
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Elisa: I heard some idiot tried to pick a fight with the cats next door.
Jason, all scratched up: well, maybe those cats were being assholes.
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Dick: I have no fears.
Barbara: What if one day you woke up and Elisa was taller than you.
Dick: I have one fear
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Bruce: What are you doing?
Elisa, standing on a chair: I live here, y'know. I can stand wherever I want, thank you very much.
Bruce:
Elisa:
Bruce: Where's the spider?
Elisa: Under the table.
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Elisa: Tim...
Tim: Oh no, 'Tim' in b flat.
Tim: you're disappointed.
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Elisa: What are you reading?
Dick: A book of all my favorite things.
Elisa:
Elisa: that's a photo album of me.
Dick: what a coincidence.
YOU ARE READING
𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
