Kori: [talking to Elisa on the phone]
Dick: Is that Elisa?Does she need anything? Support? Hugs? Some light friendly nuzzling?
Kori, covering the speaker: There's nothing friendly about your nuzzling.
Dick:
Kori: But she said yes. She's coming over in five minutes.
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Jason: Remember that time you dared me to eat a whole raw onion?
Elisa: No, I said "Jason, don't eat that whole raw onion." and you said "don't tell me what to do." and ate the whole raw onion.
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Elisa: I think I need a hug....
Dick: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
[45 minutes later]
Elisa: You... you can let go now.
Dick: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Tim: Elisa and I are just friends. We're partners.
Stephanie, rolling her eyes: My mistake. I just keep forgetting because of the way you look, feel, and talk about her.
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Elisa: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Jason: Elisa, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Elisa: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Dick: Elisa and I don't use pet names.
Kori: I see.
Kori: What do bees make?
Dick: Honey?
Elisa, from the other room: Yes, Tesoro?
Dick:
Kori: Don't ever lie to my face again.
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[DickEl as parents]
Their child: Dad, I drew you and mommy at school today!
Dick: Hell yeah, fanart!
Elisa: Dick.
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Elisa: I need you to say those three words to me before I leave.
Jason: I love you.
Elisa: I love you, too. But try again.
Jason, sharing a look with Dick: We will behave.
Elisa: Excellent.
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Jason: A human heart costs around a million dollars, but I gave you mine for free.
Elisa:
Elisa: How do you know how much a human heart costs?
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Elisa: You're an idiot.
Dick: That's the charm.
STAI LEGGENDO
𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
UmorismoI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
