Elisa, holding a cauliflower in front of Dick's face: What is this?
Dick: ...a cauliflower
Elisa, turning to Jason: okay, now tell him what you think it is
Jason, mumbling: ghost broccoli
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Tim: Why are my hands shaking?
Elisa: Your skeleton is ready to hatch!
Tim: W-what?
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Elisa: There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Elisa, glaring at Jason and Dick: And someone keeps forcing us to walk it.
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Jason: In my defense, Your Honor, I simply do not vibe with the law.
Elisa: oh he's good
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Albert: We will put everything we love into a box that way, when we're feeling upset, we can return to the box and feel happy again.
Jason: Can we put Elisa in the box?
Albert: What? no.
Dick: Can we put Elisa in the box?
Albert: No!
Tim: Can we-
Albert: We're not putting Miss Elisa in the box.
Elisa, already sitting in the box: ??????
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Elisa: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Damian: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Elisa: You don't have to wear-
Damian: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Celia: Do you want to play 20 questions?
Elisa: Sure!
Elisa: What's your favorite color?
Celia, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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Jason: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!
Dick: Tubular AF
Tim: Mood to the max
Elisa, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.
Damian, equally annoyed: If she breathes, she's a square.
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Bruce: What did I tell you about lying to me?
Elisa, dejected: It only works on other people.
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Bruce: And what do we say when someone disagrees with us?
Elisa: That's orphanphobic.
Bruce: No.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
