Tim: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Elisa: I do have a sense of humor, you know.
Tim: I've never heard you laugh before.
Elisa: I've never heard you say anything funny.
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[au where Elisa goes far away to university, clams up again and has a depression era that Tim finds out about]
Elisa: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Tim: several traffic violations
Tim: three counts of resisting arrest
Tim: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
Tim, pointing to his car: also, that's not my car.
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Elisa: when you said you'd do 'magic in bed' this isn't exactly what I had in m-
Dick, holding a five of hearts: Is this your card?
Elisa, softly: Holy shit.
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Dick, joking: you're not allowed to fall in love with me.
Elisa, uninterested: that won't be a problem
Elisa, a week later: there's a problem.
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Tim: you're so clingy.
Elisa:
Elisa: you came into my bed.
Tim: And you let me?? You're smothering me, El.
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Dick: what's your biggest fear?
Elisa: Being forgotten
Dick: Damn, that's deep.
Dick: Mine is the kool-aid man, but i feel kinda stupid about it now.
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Dick: [bursting into the room, slamming the door shut, clearly panicked]
Elisa: What did you do?
Dick: Nobody died!
Elisa: What kind of answer is that??
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Bruce: I called....
Elisa: I watched it ring....
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Detective Gordon, answering the phone: Hello?
Jason: Gordon, I need to report a crime.
Detective Gordon, sighing: For the last time, Todd, I am not going to arrest Elisa for committing crimes against your heart
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Elisa: [wears dark grey]
Tim: breaking out the spring colors, I see.
YOU ARE READING
𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
