Jason: [jumps into bed next to Elisa]
Jason: Once again, fate throws us together.
Elisa: we've been married for five years. this is our bedroom.
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Elisa: If you see Bruce, please give him a message for me.
Elisa: [stares blankly]
Elisa: he'll know what it means.
Selina: ....okay.
.......
Selina: Elisa wanted me to give you this message.
Selina: [stares blankly]
Bruce: ...ah, the face of neutral displeasure.
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Tim: I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.
Tim: [looks at Elisa who is napping on his shoulder]
Tim: but I know that I'm doing it really, really well.
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Tim: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work, so instead, I have Elisa periodically message me "we need to talk" to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going
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Tim: [does something stupid and gets himself hurt]
Elisa: After I lovingly nurse you back to health, I'm going to kill you.
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Elisa: describe yourself in one word.
Damian: yours.
Elisa, near tears: Disgusting.
Elisa: Say it again
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Elisa: Jason, can you get that box of pasta from the top shelf?
Jason: so you admit to needing me in your life.
Elisa: I can and will replace you with a step stool.
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[Dick on his way out to patrol]
Dick: Don't do anything stupid until I get back.
Elisa: How can I? You're the only stupid thing I do.
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Elisa: we need to discuss something.
Bruce:
Elisa: take the bat ears off, this is important.
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Elisa: Do I even weigh anything to you?
Jason: No, it's like holding a couple of grapes.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
