Tim, whispering in the corner: Be strong.
Celia: Who is he talking to?
Elisa, completely used to it: The wi-fi signal.
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Tim, sleep deprived and on his 5th cup of coffee at 8 am: Onion rings are just vegetable donuts.
Elisa, used to this: Uh huh.
Tim: Lasagna is spagetti flavored cake.
Elisa:
Tim: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
Elisa, on the verge of tears: Stop-
Jason: Please continue.
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Tim: Do you know how much I love you?
Elisa: ...
Tim: And your tiny.... tiny baby hands?
Elisa, sighing: What do you need?
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Elisa: Do you think I enjoy having to look out for you all the time to make sure you're safe?
Tim:
Elisa:
Tim:
Elisa: Okay fine, it's like crack to me.
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Tim: Nobody loves me.
Elisa: Are you sure?
Tim: Yeah, I'm-
Elisa, pointing at herself: Are. You. Sure?
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Elisa: Why are you covered in blood?
Tim: It's not mine.
Elisa:
Elisa: Is that supposed to make me feel better?
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Tim: El acts tough, but one of her cats is named Missy
Elisa: It's an abbreviation. Her full name is Missile Launcher.
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[TimEl as children]
Elisa: Hey, you want a tarot reading?
Tim: Those are Pokemon cards.
Elisa, flipping over a card: You get bidoof. It means, "fuck you."
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Elisa: Tim, how much coffee have you had today?
Tim, lying on the floor, staring at the ceiling with over a dozen empty coffee drink cans surrounding him: Now is not the time to discuss my flaws as a person
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Elisa, on the phone with Tim: Are you in my house?
Tim: Please. I haven't snuck in to your house in weeks. Which reminds me, we're all out of ice cream.
YOU ARE READING
𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
הומורI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
