Dick: Are you mad at me?
Elisa: No?
Dick: Would you like to be?
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Elisa: The world is cold and dark and everyone dies alone.
Bruce: I'm sorry I forgot to kiss you goodbye earlier.
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Celia: Don't worry, you have time. No one else is going to ask Elisa out.
Tim, offended: Why not?
Celia: Because Elisa is terrifying.
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Tim: you know what? Underneath it all, you're actually nice.
Celia: Repeat that disgusting slander once more and you'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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Elisa, to Bruce: I'm going to commit murder and you can't fucking stop me!
Bruce: [convinces her to eat something more substantial than a shrimp chip]
Elisa: Okay, turns out you can.
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Bruce: Tried to comfort someone today and Elisa looked at me and gave me a thumbs down.
Bruce: That hurt more than any words she could have said.
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Jason: I'm trapped.
Artemis: Just push Elisa off your lap. She won't wake up.
Jason, offended: Absolutely not. I'm not a monster.
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Will: Next question. You're into Tim Drake.
Elisa: That's not a question!
Will: So you agree it's a fact.
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Dick: Will you be the yee to my haw?
Elisa: I am begging you to stop.
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Elisa: Truth or dare?
Tim: Truth.
Elisa: How many hours of sleep have you gotten?
Tim: Dare.
Elisa: Go to bed.
Tim: I don't like this game.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
