[TimEl cuddling on the couch and the doorbell rings]
Tim, moving to get up: I'll-
Elisa, claws digging into Tim as a warning: Don't you even think about moving.
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Tim, sweating: So, there's something I wanted to ask y-
Elisa: So, you're finally proposing then.
Tim: Wh- How did you know?
Elisa: Timmy, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.
Elisa: I even picked it up once.
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Elisa, to Tim: The absolute nerve to come into my life. To make it better by your very existence. Effortlessly barging into the misery fortress it took me years to build. Shameful.
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Bruce: Tim, I don't know what's so interesting on your phone, but this is an important team meeting and you need to concentrate.
Elisa, the one sending Tim memes non-stop throughout the whole meeting: Yeah, Tim, grow up.
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Elisa: Have you ever thought about the fact that we never really stop tasting our own tongues?
Jason: Now that you mention it, wanna taste mine for a change?
Elisa: I-
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Elisa: I will never scuba dive.
Bruce: Why?
Elisa: What fish do down there is none of my business.
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Talia, seductively: Elisa, tell me your wildest fantasy.
Elisa: So I'm on Wheel of Fortune, right? And I spin the wheel so hard that it lights on fire.
Talia: No, I meant like-
Elisa: Everyone claps.
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Elisa: Yeah, well, I hate you.
Ra's: No, you don't.
Elisa, sulking: No, I don't.
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Red Hood: So, are we flirting right now?
Elisa: I literally just stabbed you.
Red Hood: That doesn't answer my question.
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[After a fight]
Jason: Do we have any orange juice left?
Elisa: [pouring all of the orange juice onto the floor] Nope, we're unfortunately all out.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
