Jason: Okay, I got an idea.
Elisa: Does it involve breaking the law?
Jason: By now, don't you think that's a given?
Elisa: I was trying to be optimistic.
Jason: Don't bother.
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Dick: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Babs: Why are you asking me?
Dick: Elisa was helping Alfred do laundry earlier and she dropped a sock and I heard her say 'Why have the gods forsaken me.'
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[Celia and Damian fighting over who's spending the day with Elisa]
Damian: I hope you get run over.
Celia: Hoping is all well and good, but it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in the car your-damn-self and run me down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you. You coward. You lazy fool.
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Bruce: Don't make fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, okay? It's supposed to mess with the youths. Are we cowabunga on this?
Elisa, sighing: We're cowabunga on this.
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Bruce: And what do we say when life disappoints us?
Elisa: Called it.
Bruce: No.
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Stephanie: Elisa likes to say 'you can either be part of the problem or part of the solution' but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Elisa: Don't worry, I have a permit.
Commissioner Gordon: ....This just says "I can do what I want."
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Elisa: I can explain.
Alfred: Can you?
Elisa: If you give me enough time to think of a lie.
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Elisa: Fight me!
Jason, standing behind her, shaking his head, holding a knife: (mouthing) DO NOT!
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Elisa: I'm going to get myself some soup.
Alfred: Be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot.
Elisa: Pffft, I won't burn myself.
[30 seconds later]
Elisa, entering the room: I burnt myself.
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Elisa: Dick, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
Dick: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
