Jason: Hey-
Nico: El's in her room.
Jason: ...I am shocked that you would think I'm only here because I'm looking for Elisa.
Nico: Sure.
Jason, slowly walking in the direction of Elisa's room: It's just disrespectful -hey Elisa- that you would think that was my goal here.
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Elisa: I know everything about you.
Tim: Oh yeah? What am I allergic to?
Elisa: Being appreciated and thanked for helping others.
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Elisa: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
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Elisa: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Tim: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Elisa: Th-that's not how it works-
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Elisa: You've got to learn to love yourself.
Tim: Don't you also hate yourself?
Elisa: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
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Tim: This coffee is so good, I'm so fucking alert I could do a math problem.
Elisa: Correctly?
Tim: I don't know about that.
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
