Elisa: You have the right to remain silent-
Riddler: But do I have the ability?
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Dick: What are you doing later?
Elisa: Having my night ruined my whatever you're about to ask me to do.
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Elisa: I may be small, but I know lots of things.
Jason: Yet you don't know what the top shelf looks like.
Elisa, grabbing a knife: Say that again, I fucking dare you.
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Clark: You should rely on your natural instincts.
Elisa: My natural instinct are to panic.
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Jason: So you know lawn mowers?
Jason: Vegetarian roombas.
Elisa: Get out of my room.
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Tim: The recipe says to beat the eggs.
Jason: At what? Hand-to-hand combat?!
Tim: Must be. Elisa banned swords in the kitchen, remember?
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Elisa: If I saw a ring of mushrooms, I would simply hop in it and chug the first beverage I see.
Elisa: RIP to people who don't want to be wed to the fairy queen but I'm different.
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Clark: I lost Elisa!
Bruce: How did you lose Elisa?!
Clark: To be fair, she is very small.
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Selina: Hey Elisa, when's your birthday?
Elisa: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?
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Jason, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket sir lol.
Elisa: Do you think other people can't hear you?
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𝐈𝐃𝐈𝐎𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐖𝐈𝐂𝐇; incorrect quotes
HumorI made this for funsies. it's between elisa and the batfam but might include other characters
