Dear diary:
Lately Orochimaru has had major mood swings. He was laughing at kabuto's glasses, but then he was crying because he couldn't get his purple eyeshadow right.
Do you think he's PMSing?
Maybe kisame will lend him a tampon...
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Diary of a Duckbutt
FanfictionEver wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.