Dear Diary:
Today Kabuto and I enjoyed our first treatment at the spa. Sort of.
We headed over to Akatsuki spa and hot spring, and discovered that the spa actually WAS run by the Akatsuki. They need some extra money. So not fab to be broke.
Anyways, first things first (I'm a realist) We decided to get couples' therapy just to sort out this colour war issue. Our therapist was Pein. It went a little something like this.
S: I like the colour purple. It's so fab.
K: Pink is glam.
S: HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD IN MY PRESENCE! SO NOT FAB!
K: HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD IN MY PRESENCE! SO NOT GLAM!
P: Feel pain. Know God.
S,K: ...
P: ALMIGHTY PUSH!
K,S: AHHHHHHH *THUNK* OW! SO NOT (Insert favourite word here)
K: Hey, Sasuke? Maybe we should just work things out ourselves...
S: Good idea. Thats fab. Or glam.
So, next we're going to get a couples' massage!
that'll be fab!
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Diary of a Duckbutt
FanfictionEver wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.
