Diary of a Duckbutt

Entry 69

Dear Diary:

Today, we had aroma therapy with Tobi.

It was so fab. Tobi is so fab. Except, every aroma we smelt was suspiciously similar to candy. We were blindfolded for some reason, and the aroma was always.. hot and moist. Also, in between smells there were sounds like wrappers and chewing. And the scent-ifyer thingy kinda sounded like someone breathing.

Wierd. Anyways, it was really good. I feel so energized. Kabul was super hyper though. He was bouncing around our room and then when we went to sleep he wouldn't stop moving and I couldn't sleep. (Yes, we share a bed, that's what BFF's do.)

Besides weirdly spontaneous Kabuto, I had a super fab day.

Also, we invited Tobi over to our hotel room for a party and we ended up having a twerk off.

I won. Obviously. Im just so fab.