Diary of a Duckbutt

Part 84

Dear diary

Oh my fab. It's been a while. Real talk, I've been in a fab coma all this time. Seriously though, the fablympics were a bad idea. All of us were overloaded by the amount of fab, it was very dangerous. So not fab.

But it's Gucci, I had my loving Kabuto to care for me all this time. So fab! How will I repay him? Maybe I should drop the rinocerous beetles thing...