Dear diary:
Today I went shopping for a new outfit. I found this awesome outfit that was purple. Its so fab. Its got this purple rope that holds up these giant pants.
Orochimaru laughed at me and said I looked like a baby in a diaper.
Kabuto smacked my butt and said "if your gonna dress like a stripper ima treat you like a stripper."
Is my new outfit that fab? I think yes.
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Diary of a Duckbutt
FanfictionEver wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.
