Dear Diary:
What's one word to describe a psychopath? Deidara. Enough said.
Kabuto and I decided to get some facial treatments today. Thought it would be fab. NOT!
Basically, we walked into the room, and it started out all normal. We lay on these beds that were kind of like wet clay. Really soft and good for your skin. Then that tranny walked in and put stuff on our faces. It felt good and we sat there for a while. Then he took the clay off, and his hand mouths started licking my face! ONLY KABUTO IS ALLOWED TO LICK ME! I told Dei-bae that he's acting like a pedophile (Orochimaru) Then I went to the bathroom. As soon as I sat on the toilet, IT BLEW UP! THEN I TOUCHED THE DOORKNOB, AND IT BLEW UP. Everything starts blowing up. NOT FAB, NOT GLAM, NOT EVEN RAD.
Then I heard a maniacal laugh and someone yelling ART IS A BANG
NOT FAB
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Diary of a Duckbutt
FanfictionEver wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.
