Dear Diary:
The Fablympics are so exhausting. We are taking a break to soak in some hot springs. By we, I mean Kabuto and I. We wouldn't want to soak in water with those gross, sweaty fabletes. Yes, they're fab, but not as fab as us .
Kabuto's been hiding something from me. HE HAS A HUGE SNAKE! WOAH. I don't know if it's fab or not, because it's so big. Seriously, Like 6 feet long. And really thick.
I think I like his snake. It's really nice. It's purple, and it's name is fabulous. He brought it to the hot springs so it could relax. How nice of Kabuto.
Oh, something else. Our hotel room only has one bed! They made a mistake. We ordered two, but they only gave us one. That's what Kabuto told me anyways. But whatever. I don't mind sharing. It's like a sleepover.
Orochimaru would never approve though. He's not fab.
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Diary of a Duckbutt
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