Diary of a Duckbutt

Entry 70

Dear Diary:

Today Kabuto and I had a lovely day at the hot springs.

With Kisame. Who else?

Kisame is so fab. Did you know that he loves blue so much that he dyed his skin blue? Dedication.

Huh. Maybe I should do that. But with purple. So fab.

Anyways, we went to this hot spring, and it was really nice and refreshing after so many stressful days at the spa. The only thing is that when Kabuto stepped into the hot spring, he didn't realize that there A) weren't any stairs and B) it was 20 feet deep.

Kisame took us to a hot spring that he could swim in like a fish. Well, I guess he is one...

Anyways, Kabuto and I had a super fab day. SO FAB.

Ps. When we were getting changed, Kabuto ripped off all my clothes and yelled SEXY JUTSU! Kabuto's so funny. Never gets old.

Note from Kisame: WHY DOES NOBODY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I'M A SHARK!