Entry 66

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Dear diary:
Today kabuto and I went for a seaweed wrap.
Actually, Im pretty sure it was just green paper.
It was a little wierd, since konan is a girl and we had to strip down to get wrapped, but whatever.
Kabuto pulled off all his clothes and yelled sexy jutsu.
Hes so fab though. Best jutsu ever!!!
Something not fab: We may have pissed konan off by saying fab too much and so she called us gay and now we have a million paper cuts.
NOT FAB! IT HURTS!
Need to go get sticked up by the nurse.
I hope thats fab.

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