Dear diary:
So, our couples massage was... interesting.
Hidan was the one massaging. He was actually really good, except for the fact that the entire time he was cursing and trying to convert us to jashinism.
So not fab. My religion is fab, snd thats fab.
It was really relaxing. I didn't realize how tense I was until Hidan pointed it out.
"Jashin, you're so f***ing tense!"
Feeling much better, and much fabber. Kabuto is also much more relaxed, and we are bff's again.
So fab.
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