Dear Diary:
Kabuto and orochimaru are STILL fighting.
I'm getting mad. Maybe Kabuto and I should get away for the weekend, you know, go to the spa, the hot springs, let Orochimaru cool off.
Huh, funny. A new spa just opened. It sounds absolutely fab. It's called Akatsuki spa and hot spring. I'll have to the the Akatsuki know that someone is using their name. It's really neat. There are 10 different spa treatments!
So fab. I'm bringing Kabuto. And I'm sending Orochimaru to the sand village spa and hot springs because there's lots of yellow sand there.
THIS IS GONNA BE SO FAB OMK OMK OMK
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Diary of a Duckbutt
FanfictionEver wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.
