Dear diary:
Konan is a bully. She gave us paper cuts and called us gay.
Meanie.
Anyways, we headed to the nurse to get some stiches.
Kakuzu makes a pretty good nurse, you know. He had us stiched up in about 5 seconds. So fab.
But then he asked for money. We said there was free healthcare in the naruverse. He said it was a private company. We said that we already paid our spa fees.
In the end, kakuzu beat us up, then treated our injuries, and then asked for more money.
NOT FAB! Although I really do feel better.
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Diary of a Duckbutt
FanfictionEver wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.
