Dear Sasuke's diary:
YOSH! GAI-SENSEI! I WILL WRITE IN THIS DIARY UNTIL I HAVE REACHED 50 WORDS! NO, 100! 1000!
It is an honour to write after Gai-sensei! His entry was so youthful and passionate! I will be like him!
To think, Gai-sensei found this in a river. Sasuke! How could you have been so careless! Now the world will know about your secrets, like the fact that the uke in your name means gay! And all of Kabuto's secrets are in here too! I'm surprised you havent been out looking for it! You should be more passionate, Sasuke!
Now I will do 1000 squats, and dry off this soping wet diary with my body heat!
Love, ROCK LEE!
CZYTASZ
Diary of a Duckbutt
FanfictionEver wonder about Sasuke's inner thoughts and feelings? I do not own Naruto or any characters.
